Dear Zooey,

I am sorry to learn about your recent divorce. My affections and support are with you through this trying time.

But since hearing about it, I’ve thought a lot about you and me. I know we’ve had our rough patches together but i really think it’s time that we put it all behind us and just start over.

Please marry me.

sincerely,

me

P.S.  I promise not to drool in front of Emily. Or Joseph Gordon Levitt for that matter.